var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!


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// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "See, that's the trouble with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.";
Quotation[1] = "Let's play a game, it's called 'Scary Noises'.";
Quotation[2] = "No imagination!";
Quotation[3] = "The stores are open!";
Quotation[4] = "You made me swallow my gum!";
Quotation[5] = "The legal drinking age is now 10. But you will need ID, let's be real.";
Quotation[6] = "My parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers.";
Quotation[7] = "You were born with an a**hole Doris, you don't need Chuck.";
Quotation[8] = "C'mon Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.";
Quotation[9] = "The burden of civilization is upon us.";
Quotation[10] = "Somebody named 'DMK' in sixth place?! When did this happen?";
Quotation[11] = "What, you don't believe in Santa?";
Quotation[12] = "An E-Ticket attraction!";
Quotation[13] = "It's Saturday morning, where are the Goddamn kids?";
Quotation[14] = "Television's real. Television's very real.";






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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();